Thursday, July 22, 2004

Season is heating up

Election season is nearing and the fun is about to begin. The talk at last night's baseball game was this ditty. You'll love the Clinton cameo near the end.

And this come over the transom from a former magazine publisher, with whom I used to have very heated political debates. He used to send me Wall Street Journal articles to make sure the information I was reading was balanced.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

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